Song Rewrites

Revisions to "Jingle Bells"

Canned Cheddar Cheese

At a grocery store
I was bagging food all day
It was super slow
Till this man came in
He was so confused
And so he made us
When he asked us this question
Causing mass mayhem. OH!

Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese?
Cheddar cheddar cheese.
It's in a can, in a can
So tell me where it is. Hey!
Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese?
Cheddar cheddar cheese.
It's in a can, in a can
So tell me where it is. Hey!